Wanting a break from all the head-ache, pressure, stress of modern lifestyle and every other kind of irritating feelings? Then we bring you a great way to relax and bring that missing smile back on your face. The ultimate collection of today’s hilarious quotes by day-to-day life. Punchy and humorous, these funny quotes are the perfect fodder for an internet culture shaped by viral sharing and creative participation. They may seem basic, but from a linguistic point of view, they’re surprisingly sophisticated.

Just a single word of advice, though we have just promised a smile on your face many of these quotes do cause a burst of laughter in many human beings, read at your on risk.